Ain’t No Party Like a Link Drop Party – September the Twenty

From “the” Bronx

From the you certainly can predict baseball files comes news that Pedro Feliciano is all but guaranteed to never throw a pitch for the New York Yankees … this, for the umpteenth time or so, and after collecting a cool eight-mill from the Steinbrenners and company. David Aardsma, however, may well make his pinstriped debut prior to the end of this season.

SG of the Replacement Level Yankees Weblog ran CAIRO projections for the team’s offense for the remainder of the season. Surprisingly, it appears as those Andruw Jones and Raul Ibanez are still alive and may well be capable of doing something with the bat.

Mark Teixeira would apparently like to play baseball again sometime this year. This is news.

Grant Brisbee red herringed™ the holy heck out of those who fear for the very life force of David Robertson, whilst analyzing his ‘struggles.’ Though, it probably should be noted that he’s throwing his four-seamer and curve less, and his cutter significantly more.

From around the league(s)

Kris Medlen has been nothing short of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious thus far this season, and yet Jeff Sullivan’s portrait of his success might just be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious-er.

In news that is slightly less newsworthy than Teixeira’s desire to play baseball (and slightly less surprising), the Miami Marlins are firing everyone.

Ben Lindbergh pondered the historical ramifications of Chris Carpenter finding his way onto the Cardinals’ potential postseason roster.

Not quite baseball related, but awesome nonetheless

BP’s Jason Parks once again doled out some fanciful and wondrous advice as The Guidance Counselor, and once again I found myself laughing out loud.