Sorry this is late! I was a little too excited about ‘s perfecto and still ruminating about ‘s steroid suspension.

What a strange day for baseball.

YANKEES
Jeter 6
Swisher 3
Granderson 8
Teixeira 0
Chavez 5
Ibanez 7
Martin 2
Ichiro 9
Nix 4

Garcia P

RANGERS
Kinsler 4
Andrus 6
Hamilton 8
Beltre 5
Cruz 9
Murphy 7
Soto 2
Moreland 0
Olt 3

Feldman P

The game is in a delay right now.

Edited: Slight revision to the Rangers lineup. Moreland will be DH, Olt will be playing first and Beltre will be playing third.

 

169 Responses to Game 117: Hold Back The Rain

  1. Professor Longnose says:

    Oh, Melky, Melky, Melky.

  2. Phil C says:

    Kudos for Felix. Shame on Melky.

    What’s the word on the game? LoHud Blog says forecast not great. Rangers TV said the game would be played.

  3. Professor Longnose says:

    No score, O’s-Sockholes.

  4. Stacey Gotsulias says:

    I called the Orioles the Gloryholes.

  5. Stacey Gotsulias says:

    Tarp’s coming off.

  6. Stacey Gotsulias says:

    8:45 start time

  7. Professor Longnose says:

    The Gloryholes vs the Sockholes…I like it.

  8. Tj says:

    8.45first pitch acc to espn

  9. Professor Longnose says:

    Sockholes took a 2-0 lead, and Cook is pitching a no-hitter through 5.

  10. Phil C says:

    IRONY: After 1 1/2+ hour delay, they have to water down the infield prior to the game.

  11. Phil C says:

    Both these pitchers can be hit. I expect (dare I say demand?) plenty of early runs for the Yankees.

  12. Phil C says:

    Long rain delay = big strike zone by ump?

  13. Professor Longnose says:

    Whoa! Freddie looking good on that K.

  14. smurfy says:

    Curtis has been dumped on so politely, I am glad to see him get a chance at 3.

  15. smurfy says:

    Curtis proved he’s funky: passed on strike 2, which was made for TV, and missed another.

  16. Phil C says:

    OBLIGATORY ANNOUNCER BITCH: I hate it when announcers say things like, “If you take away that three run homer by Fielder he actually pitched a good game against Detroit.”

    • Professor Longnose says:

      That way of thinking is pretty silly, although occasionally I see myself doing it and have to stop myself.

  17. Professor Longnose says:

    Nice throw by Chavvez. I didn’t think he would get him.

  18. smurfy says:

    They running out of text poll questions (oh! could they?), when they ask you to pay std txt messaging rates to tell them whether boxing, concerts or whatever is better at YS. Oh, man, I GOTTA declare!

  19. Professor Longnose says:

    The Sockholes coughed up 5 runs to the O’s in the 6th. 5-2 O’s.

  20. Phil C says:

    Great infield work. I loved Swish’s impersonation of Tex.

  21. Professor Longnose says:

    By the way, Phil C., they didn’t give the text poll response yesterday till well after the game was over (it was 9, not YES). Bernie won, with 39% of the crowd wanting his number retired. Posada and O’Neill were second and third at 25% and 24%, and Torre was last at 12%.

  22. smurfy says:

    Raul with the sweet, pure hit.

  23. Phil C says:

    Idiots, I’m listening to idiots. The play-byplay guy said Ibanez was brought in after Gardner went down.

  24. Professor Longnose says:

    Come on, Martin, big knock.

  25. Professor Longnose says:

    Com on, Suzuki, big knock.

  26. smurfy says:

    Ichi is an interesting at-bat, to me, but alas, hit sharply to second. That’s not so durn interesting.

  27. Phil C says:

    Professor, haven’t you learned yet? These guys respond better to your doubts & insults.

  28. smurfy says:

    Once, twice, three times a slider. Too much squatting blurring the rookie of the year’s vision?

  29. smurfy says:

    Love that defense. Pure antidote to smacked balls.

  30. Professor Longnose says:

    Hey, Jeter, you ever hear of an RBI, you loser?

  31. smurfy says:

    Hold it there, Nixy, you pixey. Jete is not desparate, despite the Perfessor.

  32. Professor Longnose says:

    Hey, Swisher, at least your usual double play might get a run in!

  33. Professor Longnose says:

    Hey, Granderson, the bases aren’t empty so you can’t hit a homer. But how about a single for once?

  34. Professor Longnose says:

    Well, if it isn’t Mark “Hit ‘Em Where They Is” Teixeira.

  35. Professor Longnose says:

    Hey, Mark, a blowfish called. He wants his face back.

  36. Professor Longnose says:

    Three runs. Not so bad.

  37. Phil C says:

    Thanks for the three runs, Time for a shut down inning.

  38. Professor Longnose says:

    Nice, Nix!

  39. smurfy says:

    Ouch, and he missed that other one so completely.

  40. Professor Longnose says:

    Grrr. Should have taken the sure out.

  41. smurfy says:

    wow! Swish gives a flourish to that toe tag.

  42. Phil C says:

    Ranger Trivia question: Name the Texas university that once owned Yankee Stadium. I haven’t a clue.

  43. smurfy says:

    High socks of glory.

    ah, fritzin holes in the air. Swish is really an unfortunate sound, when you put it like that.

  44. Professor Longnose says:

    Will 3 runs be enough to win this game, or do they need more?

  45. Phil C says:

    smurphy wins. It was Rice, 1962-1971.

  46. Professor Longnose says:

    Interactive graphic showing historical dimensions of the Stadium: http://www.usatoday.com/sports/graphics/yankee_stadium_08/flash.htm

  47. Phil C says:

    Professor, get your doubts & insults ready for either the bottom of the 6th or 7th.

  48. Phil C says:

    &%@#$ RUNS NOW!!

  49. Professor Longnose says:

    Two outs before I had a chance to warm up my insults.

  50. Phil C says:

    Damn double damn play

  51. Professor Longnose says:

    Come on, Jeter, you bum!

  52. smurfy says:

    well, who’s for Joba?

  53. Phil C says:

    I’m basically a peaceful person. But I’m so tired of these announcers whining about how weakly hit the Yankee hits were that I now want to kill, KILL, KILL!!!

  54. Professor Longnose says:

    Freddie did the job.

  55. smurfy says:

    Yay! Freddie! Way to go, old warrior.

  56. Professor Longnose says:

    One more half inning and then I’m going to have to pack it in.

  57. Professor Longnose says:

    Hey, Swisher! I keep forgetting how much of a choke artist you are! Why don’t you show me?

  58. Professor Longnose says:

    .235? Nice batting average, Granderson. How’d you learn to hit, a correspondence course?

  59. Professor Longnose says:

    Hey, Teixeira, now you can stink from both sides of the plate in the same game!

  60. Professor Longnose says:

    I can’t insult Chavez. He’s been great lately.

  61. Professor Longnose says:

    Ibanez has his OBP up to .315.

  62. smurfy says:

    I was at a Cubs game with a live wire, who had Willie Stargell leaning into the stands (rare behind the on deck ). I was telling him, “No, Willie, you’re great. He’s full of shit.” Intimidated from 20 feet.

  63. Phil C says:

    What I wouldn’t give for Martin to hit a blooper that scores two.

  64. Professor Longnose says:

    Dang. I thought Martin had gotten a hit.

    Oh, well. They’ll have to hang on without me. Good night.

  65. Phil C says:

    Up to Robertson and Sori

  66. smurfy says:

    Kinsler explains that he doesn’t like striking out.

  67. smurfy says:

    Robertson, no muss, just a little fuss.

  68. Phil C says:

    WOW! A bunt single. I love it.

  69. Phil C says:

    Sori don’t make us sorry.

  70. smurfy says:

    sheiss, good defense. Swish hit that well.

  71. Phil C says:

    Nice pitch to get the K

  72. Phil C says:

    Wheeew!!

  73. smurfy says:

    Jus’ like Kinsler last night.

  74. Phil C says:

    Damn!!!

  75. smurfy says:

    slo mo says he’s out!

  76. Phil C says:

    YES!!! Two 1 one wins in a row.

  77. smurfy says:

    Justice is done.

  78. Phil C says:

    Chat y’all tomorrow.

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